Thummy-ache

3PM, the Zone’s digital DJ, was briefly hospitalized last week after eating a bad CD. He’s expected to make a full recovery…


posted on Thursday 29 May

Fairest Of Them All

Diva Danger lost two pounds last week. Not that she’s on a diet – she was just so enchanted by what she saw in the mirror that she forgot to eat…


posted on Thursday 29 May

Kid Crazy: Faster than the speed of….?

Internet Authorities want to talk to Kid Crazy -- he’s wanted for exceeding the speed limit on the information superhighway. Unfortunately they haven’t been able to catch him because their e-prowlers can only go the speed of sound…


posted on Thursday 29 May

Sticky Fingers

Tragedy was averted yesterday when T-Wiz was honored with the Golden Thumbs Award at the local video arcade. As per tradition he pressed his thumbs into the cement – but it turned out to be quick-set with an epoxy additive! T-Wiz was unharmed, and police suspect that Thummy was behind the “mistake”…


posted on Thursday 29 May